Check out your competition

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I call this category, “I still see her.”

These guys generally look happy, and they should because it appears they are sharing a badly cropped photo of them and their ex-girlfriend. 

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I believe the cropping could be discussed by Freud, but essentially, these guys want you to see her.  Maybe they want you to see that someone else has already vetted them as date-worthy.  Maybe they are only truly happy when in the company of a woman, be it a serious relationship or a bachelor party prostitute.

Since they are now on eHarmony, I’m going to guess these relationships didn’t work out, but that doesn’t stop them from showing you their type, where they go for dates/honeymoons, and their “happy relationship” face.

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I am only assuming the long blonde hair and breast identifies that as an amazon woman.

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Yes, that is a trashy woman’s purse in his motel room.

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Three different chicks and three different plaid shirts.

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Join my harem!

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Has he EVER taken a photo without his “special lady friend?”

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He listed himself as a “Computer Tech” but since he can’t even scan and crop a photo, you should avoid him because he’ll be unemployed any day now.

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In your dreams, dude.

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This one makes him look 4’6″.

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Crime statistic – Prostitutes make easy victims for serial killers.

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Is that a human chest or an insect thorax?  That poor remaining button…

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That appears to be the same couple twice.  Please note her scratched-out face if you want to know if it ended well.

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Apparently, after Boyfriend 1 threw acid in her face, she started dating this guy.

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Forget the girlfriend.  I’m going to have to pass on this guy for the shirt alone.

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This photo screams “honeymoon.”

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That one looks a little awkward.  I suspect this was their first (failed) date.

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Undercover lover.

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Those aren’t his nails!

Anyway, it’s not difficult to take a photo without your former conquests, but… until then, I’m going to decline until you’ve unpacked your baggage from you last adventure.

You’ll see more evidence later that supports my theory that these men make profiles to impress other men, not attract a devoted woman.

One thought on “Check out your competition

  1. betternotbroken

    That is quite a long list of photos, we can only gather it is A) evidence that females before us have tolerated them and they are a least temporally likable to women or B) they are the game playing sorts or C) both. I laughed at the insect thorax, while I admit I do not find heavy guts attractive, freaky possibly steroid enhanced scary chests repel me as well. Good luck to you and your dating. In this case, a selfie would be a step up right?

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